Unleash your individuality with the "I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today" T-Shirt. This unique tee is perfect for anyone who enjoys making a bold statement without uttering a word. With its retro-inspired design, this shirt pays homage to the iconic styles of the '60s and '70s, ensuring that you not only feel great but also look fabulous. It's a conversation starter—ideal for casual outings with friends, social gatherings, or just lounging at home.

Crafted from high-quality materials, this shirt guarantees comfort and durability. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (or a cotton-poly blend for certain colors), it feels as good as it looks. The lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) is perfect for year-round wear, while the soft texture ensures you’ll want to keep it on all day long.

• Available in a range of sizes, you can find the perfect fit for everyone.
• Designed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turned body to eliminate creases, keeping you looking fresh.

This shirt makes the perfect gift for friends and family who value humor and style. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s a thoughtful way to show you care. Plus, the vintage vibe makes it an excellent addition to any wardrobe.

The "I Have Selective Hearing" T-Shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a lifestyle. Embrace your uniqueness and express your personality every time you slip it on. Get ready to receive compliments and chuckles as you wear this delightful piece! Don't be surprised if you find people asking about the story behind your shirt.

Size Guide

Add this brilliant tee to your collection today! You won't just wear it; you will embody a playful spirit that speaks volumes without saying a word.