Embrace your individuality with the "I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today" T-Shirt. This unique tee is not just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement that showcases your playful personality. Perfect for casual outings or lounging at home, this shirt adds a touch of humor and style to your wardrobe.

Featuring a vintage, retro-themed design inspired by the iconic fashions of the '60s and '70s, this t-shirt offers a nostalgic vibe that is sure to make you stand out. The soft, comfortable fabric ensures you feel great whether you’re out with friends or just relaxing at home. Each detail of this tee has been crafted with care to ensure long-lasting wear.

• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable experience.
• Available in various colors and sizes to fit anyone’s style and body type.

The "I Have Selective Hearing" t-shirt is available in different color options. Please note that the Sport Grey variant is a blend of 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester. For those who prefer darker colors, the Dark Heather is made from 65% polyester and 35% cotton. This variety not only provides you with choices but also ensures softness against your skin.

With a fabric weight of 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), this t-shirt strikes the ideal balance between durability and lightweight comfort. Each shirt is designed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, making it as stylish as it is functional. The quarter-turned feature also prevents any unsightly creases down the center. You’ll appreciate the attention to detail with every wear.

Find your perfect fit with our handy size guide:

This tee is a must-have for anyone who values comfort, style, and a touch of humor. Add it to your collection today and let your t-shirt do the talking!